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I’m not offended because I’m not dumb. And I’m also not blonde.
Dolly Parton, on dumb blonde jokes
Drop the drugs! Hug a pug!

Drop the drugs! Hug a pug!

I never wanted to grow up… growing up represented giving up, becoming a faceless everywoman with boring superficial responsibilities.
Pamela Des Barres
Dear Diary… there is nothing sexier than a gal who can pull off a monocle.

Dear Diary… there is nothing sexier than a gal who can pull off a monocle.

You’ll never know everything about anything, especially something you love.
Julia Child
Just because it’s a Tuxedo Mask sort of day. *swoon*

Just because it’s a Tuxedo Mask sort of day. *swoon*

One second… I have to take this call.

One second… I have to take this call.

It’s okay to indulge once and awhile. Especially on a lazy Sunday with a mixing bowl full of Lucky Charms. I salute you, Jason Segal. 

It’s okay to indulge once and awhile. Especially on a lazy Sunday with a mixing bowl full of Lucky Charms. I salute you, Jason Segal.